Viernes de comic: Todos tenemos un mal día

Por Angel Méndez Carrera el 17th julio 2009
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Feliz Viernes

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  1. Maestro! JAJAJAJAJA

    Buenísimo!!!!!

  2. Mau dice:

    La palabra F.U.C.K quiere decir “Fornicación bajo el Consentimiento del Rey (Fornicationi Under Consent of the King)” o también For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

  3. Martin Abdhala dice:

    Mauricio:

    Con todo el respeto que te mereces siendo un editor de esta pagina, yo creo que tu comentario esta muy fuera de lugar, no creo que sea necesario humillarte de tal manera para que sobresalgas ante los demas simplemente si no tienes nada interesante que decir no hables.

    Saludos
    Martin

  4. kowy dice:

    Buenisimo el comic, ademas me ha pasado jugando tetris y es como imposible recuperarte.

    Mauricio, estoy de acuerdo con lo que dice Martin, además de donde sacas eso? yo busque fuck en wikipedi y google y no aparece nada de “Fornicationi Under Consent of the King” me suena mas a leyenda urbana que a otra cosa. Lo que si aparece es que es un album de Van Halen.

    Saludos

    _____________Kowy_____________

  5. Mau dice:

    Martín y Kowy

    Con todo respeto y con una una sonrisa de viernes en mi cara, en un tono de tranquilidad y cordialidad, no creo que el comentario esté fuera de lugar, el cómic es súmamente gracioso (para algunos de nosotros en particular, en verdad cuando juegas Tetris y sucede algo así la frustración no falla) y solo contiene una palabra, la cual proviene del idioma inglés y me pareció interesante saber su significado, el cual quizás venga de una “leyneda urbana” pero en escuelas americanas, en mi caso North Kitsap High, se comenta bastante.

    Si a no les parece interesante, fuera de lugar, ocioso y nada gracioso gracias por expresarlo, trabajaré en mi sentido del humor, pero no por ello me voy a quedar callado.

    Les dejo un par de ligas diferentes a wikipedia en donde viene un poco de información la cual lo cataloga como falso

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm
    http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.asp

    Por cierto, mi intención participando en este blog no es sobresalir, sino simplemente divertirme un poco con mis amigos editores.

  6. Rodrigo dice:

    Rodrigo Mauricio:

    Solo quiero decir que me parece deplorable que utilices ese tipo de comentarios sobre todo en una página que consideramos de contenido serio y entretenido, te pido por favor que trabajes un poco en un filtro de pensamiento para evitar este tipo de comentarios en un futuro.

  7. Estimadísimo Rodrigo!

    Gracias por considerarnos un sitio serio! ¿alguien me puede explicar lo que es un Trol?

  8. Troll:

    Un troll o trol es un vocablo de internet que describe a una persona que solo busca provocar intencionadamente a los usuarios o lectores, creando controversia, provocar reacciones predecibles, especialmente por parte de usuarios novatos, con fines diversos, desde el simple divertimento hasta interrumpir o desviar los temas de las discusiones, o bien provocar flamewars, enfadando a sus participantes y enfrentándolos entre sí. El troll puede ser más o menos sofisticado, desde mensajes groseros, ofensivos o fuera de tema, sutiles provocaciones o mentiras difíciles de detectar, con la intención en cualquier caso de confundir o provocar la reacción de los demás.

    via Wikipedia http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

  9. Bueno, el caso es que tu comic estuvo gracioso Méndez. No fue necesario subir dos para hacernos reir.

    Opino que vayamos otra vez por unas alitas y chelas con Kowy!

  10. aguante vara SR. Editor, pasen todos un buen viernes y si van a jugar tetris haganlo de manera segura, no sea que los reyes Ingleses se vayan a dar COLOR

  11. AH POR CIERTO ALITAS Y CHELAS EN CIERTO LUGAR NARANJA ACA EN SAN DIEGO, CA. Fin de semana! Puede ser este o el que sigue. Elixir patrocina ;)

  12. DECO, si Elixir patrocina el vuelo me salgo tempra de la chamba en GoGo!

  13. Martin Abdhala dice:

    Mauricio:

    Realmente creo que ese comentario esta bastante fuera de lugar, si es tanto tu afan de informar a la gente sobre datos que realmente no sirven, por que no creas un post aparte y en lugar de hacer algo que al menos parece que es para sobresalir, haz un post titulado “F.U.C.K. (dato inservible)”, o pon dato inservible desde un principio para no hacernos perder el tiempo, ya que nuestro tiempo si importa.

    Saludos
    Martin

  14. kowy dice:

    Alitas y chelas suena bien.

    También me gusto que pusieras algunos links, en los que apoyar tu “investigacion”, jajajaja.

    Vamos armando la salida para el fin del 24, no? quien se apunta?

    ____________Kowy____________

  15. Buxton dice:

    Mi querido Mauricio:
    si bien sabìa el significado de la palabra, yo no considero un dato “inutil” algo que no sabias y puedes aprender, pero como dijo Bora “Yo respeto” y cada quien es libre de considerar inutil cualquier información. Aprender algo nuevo siempre es Bueno. Saludos Felinos

  16. nad dice:

    Muy chistoso!! eso me gusta de esta página, contiene de todo, desde chistes hasta tecnología!! Felicidades al grupo GoGo!!

    Por cierto, yo me apunto por las alitas!!!

    Saludos!

  17. Yonni dice:

    Martín,

    Quieres un poco de información relevante? bueno, algunos usos de la palabra, en inglés claro:

    The Fucking Disclaimer
    If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don’t read all of this page and then say it annoys you.

    Uses of the word Fuck
    FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say “Fuck Off”.

    It’s the atmosphere it creates, that’s why you will never read something like:

    “Fuck off”, he hinted.

    Grammatical Usage
    In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

    Further Structures
    As you can see there are few words with the versatility of “fuck”. Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

    Greetings “How the fuck are you?”
    Fraud “I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through.”
    Dismay “Oh, fuck it.”
    Trouble “Well, I guess I’m fucked again.”
    Aggression “Fuck you!!!”
    Disgust “Fuck me!!!”
    Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief “What the fuck….?”
    Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking thing.”
    Despair “Fucked again.”
    Good Job “Congratufuckinglations.”
    Desperation “Fuckityfuckfuckfuck.”
    Incompetence “He fucks up everything.”
    Disappointment “This fucking fucker is fucked.”
    Intelligence “He’s a fucking genius.”
    Dismissal “Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?”
    Displeasure “What the fuck is going on?”
    Lost “Where the fuck are we?”
    Disbelief “Unbefuckinglievable!!!”
    Retaliation “Up your fucking ass!!!”
    Laziness “He’s just a fuck-off.”
    Pain “Fuck ! that hurt.”
    Pleasure “Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck”
    Love “Do ya Fuck on first dates?”
    Starting a relationship “Let’s fuck now!”
    Surprise “Fucking hell what was that?”
    Admiration “Nice fucking tits!”
    Stupid person “Dumbfuck!”
    Hate “You Fuck!”
    Condemnation “Fuck that shit!”
    Disappointment “That’s not fucking fair.”
    A poker hand “A Royal Fuck.”
    Ignorant person “Fuckstick.”
    Denial “I didn’t fucking do it.”
    Perplexity “I know fuck all about it.”
    Apathy “Who gives a fuck” or “I don’t give a fuck”.
    Confusion “What the fuck just happened?”
    Resignation “Oh fuck it.”
    Suspicion “Who the fuck are you?”
    Panic “Let’s get the fuck out of here!”
    Directions “Fuck off.”
    Sex “Let’s fuck.”
    Maternal “Motherfucker.”
    Incestuous “Motherfucker.”
    Ambiguity “I’m not so fucking sure.”
    Agreement “Absofuckinglutely.”
    Questioning Authority “Who the fuck do you think you are?”
    Hypocrisy “Don’t you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker.”
    Praising the Lord “Jesus Fucking Christ.”
    I have a headache “Go fuck yourself.”
    Refusal “Oh you can fuck right off.”
    Pissed off “Fuck the fucking fuckers!”
    Be quiet “Shut the fuck up.”
    You’re right “Fucking oath.” (Australianism)
    Ostentation “He’s just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes.”
    Sensuousness “She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots.”
    Confidence “Fuckin’ A.”
    Rage “Motherfucking fuckers!”
    Impressed “That was fucking amazing.”
    Oral sex after 30 years of marriage “Fuck you!” (while passing each other in the hall)
    Bewilderment or Ignorance “Fucked if I know.”
    Enraged “I’m gonna fuck you up!”
    Annoyance “Fuck off, fucker.”
    Annoyance “For fuck’s sake.”
    Pissed off “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
    Tardiness “It’s ten-fucking-thirty already?”
    Broken down motorcycle “Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
    Professional appraisal of mechanical failure “It’s fucked.”
    Calling someone “Oy, fuck face!”
    Minors “Fucklings.”
    Morons “Fucktards.”
    Completely naked Butthefucknaked
    Thanks “Fuck you very much.”

    Useful Acronymns
    These may come in handy when space is at a premium.

    DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
    FA Fuck All
    FFS For Fuck’s Sake
    FIIK Fucked If I Know
    FOAD Fuck Off And Die
    FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
    GAGF Go And Get Fucked
    GFY Go Fuck Yourself
    GTFO Get The Fuck Out
    HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge
    LMFAO Laughed My Fucking Ass Off
    MILF Mum (Mom) I’d Like To Fuck
    NFI No Fucking Idea
    NMFP Not My Fucking Problem
    RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
    SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Up
    WTF What The Fuck

    Sweet FA also deserves a special mention (Sweet Fuck All), meaning “nothing”. Another abbreviation is F’ed in the A for (Fucked in the Ass), presumably meaning “taken advantage of” rather than literally shagged in the poophole.

    Famous historical quotes
    Never forget the words of these famous people.

    General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
    Mayor of Hiroshima “What the fuck was that?”
    Captain of the Titanic “Where’s all the fucking water coming from?”
    Michelangelo “You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?”
    Einstein “Any fucker could understand that.”
    Sean Penn “Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck”
    John Lennon “Is that a real fucking gun?”
    Donald Campbell “The fucking throttle is stuck.”
    Anne Boleyn “Heads are going to fucking roll.”
    Richard Nixon “Who’s going to fucking know?”
    Niki Lauda “I thought I could fucking smell petrol.”
    Mark Thatcher “What fucking map?”
    Picasso “It does fucking look like her.”
    Christopher Columbus “Where the fuck are we?”
    Michael Jackson “It’s a fucking skin condition”
    and more recently “I told you I didn’t fucking fuck him!”
    Pythagoras “How the fuck did you work that one out?”
    Walt Disney “Fuck a duck.”
    Joan of Arc “I don’t suppose it will fucking rain.”
    George Bush “Fcuk! I can’t spell.”
    Miss Marples “I haven’t got a fucking clue.”
    Noah “Scattered showers, my fucking arse.”
    Donald Trump “You’re fucking fired!”
    Judge Judy “Shut the fuck up!”
    Paris Hilton “Fuck me.”
    Ronald Regan to the Pope “Yes it does fucking hurt.”
    Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 “Watch him he’ll have some fucker’s eye out”
    John F Kennedy “Who needs that fucking bubble top?”
    John F Kennedy “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head.”
    John F Kennedy Jr. “What’s wrong with this fucking altimeter?”
    Bill Clinton “I should have fucked her.”
    Bill Clinton “I didn’t fucking inhale!”
    Hurricane Katrina “Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers.”
    Leonardo da Vinci “Call that a fucking smile?”
    Sir Walter Raleigh “That’s another good cloak fucked!”
    William Tell “Keep Fucking Still.”

    Some readers have pointed out that there are also some real famous fuck quotes from historical figures, such as General George Patton who among other things is noted to have said:

    “I don’t give a fuck for a man who’s not always on his toes.”
    “The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!”
    “We’re going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.”

    Australia’s Kerry Packer (for a time Australia’s richest man; died late 2005) was also very fond of the word “fuck”. Perhaps his best remembered quote followed the first time he died in 1990, after suffering a heart attack and being clinically dead for some eight minutes before being revived. When asked if he saw a light at the end of a tunnel he said: “Son, there’s fucking nothing there.”

    Australia’s former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser is believed to have said “Life wasn’t meant to be fucking easy”.

    Mark Latham, another Australian politician had this to say about Prime Minister John Howard’s trip to the U.S.A.: “Howard is an arse-licker. He went over there, kissed some bums, and got patted on the fucking head.”

    Conclusion
    The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I’ve missed any, please fucking let me know.

    How can anyone be offended when you say “FUCK”?

    Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.

    Why not say “FUCK YOU !” to someone today.

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